So my last blog post was mega sad, and I felt the need to keep things as upbeat as humanly possible. So I decided to make fun of myself. (Always an easy topic.) There are aspects of my life where I can say that I have great taste. I tend to own pretty nice shoes. I know how to buy really nice sheets and pillows. I think that I have decent taste in clothes. However, there are some things in life that I have no business liking, but I secretly or not so secretly loooove. Here is a list of things that I love…and I shouldn’t.
Spaghetti O’s- like tomato soup only chewy. However this + grilled cheese = greatest snow day meal in the history of the world.
Kool-aid- I don’t care that this is for little kids, when I’m 80 years old I will still be making strawberry Kool-Aid. However as I’ve grown older I’ve switched to artificial sweetener. I should get a little credit for that.
Golden Girls- The jokes are predictable and it’s about old ladies having sex. Yet if there is a marathon on I can watch this all day, every day. I’ve probably seen every episode…about three times.
And since I’m listing things that I’m slightly embarrassed to love, I will now list things that everyone else loves, but I actually can’t stand:
Sushi- disgusting. Nobody will ever convince me otherwise. Ever ever. EVER
Apple- I don’t want an ipod, an iphone, a mac book, an ipad, or anything else that Apple makes. Steve Jobs can suck it.
Hardwood floors- they are cold and noisy and they show dust and you always have to worry about scratching them. I don’t care that they are technically fancier than carpet and they add to a home’s value, I don’t like hardwood floors! (Though my would-be new condo has it in the living room. I’ll deal. And buy an area rug.) It looks pretty, I’ll give you that.
Twitter- look, I know I’m not one to talk about shameless self promotion. I update my Facebook status and I post this blog on a semi regular basis. But honestly? My life is just not that interesting to warrant updating a status every few hours. And neither is yours. Neither is John Mayer’s.
and the one that will blow EVERYONE’S mind….
The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brian- I never watched the Late Show with Conan O’Brian and I never watched The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brian. The random clips of his show that I would see made me laugh, and he’s a funny dude, but I couldn’t get too terribly upset about him getting canceled cuz I never watched him in the first place. Sorry, team CoCo.
Why do I feel like I just lost all of my readers with that last post?